Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was booted into the air by a screaming Russian osselot.

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What you you call peanut butter on the top of a dog house Peanut butter

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-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

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Why did the maid clean the house? Because that's her job, ya moron.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

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Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Can i have a Ice Cream Kuhn?

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A man walks into a bar He drinks the night away with his friends *Plot Twist* It was a dream He has no friends.

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Q.What did the German say when he walked into the bar? A.Ich möchte ein Bier bitte. Das würde mich viel besser fühlen. Meine Frau ist gerade gestorben, weil ich sie zu Tode prügeln, und ich bin ein Alkoholiker.

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You know whats funny Aids

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Q. What do birds and a mouse have in common... A. Nothing there two different species

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

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a man walks into the bar and gets knocked out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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