- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gay kid drop his ice cream Because he got punched in the face.

What do you call a black man riding a bicycle? A good citizen who cares about the environment.

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

What do you call a dick with blonde hair? Joffrey Baratheon.

One man says to the other man "Hello Sir, how are you this morning?" He replies "I am doing rather well, and how are you?" The first man replies "Quite good." And they continue about their day.

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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