- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm going as the joker for halloween

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

If you share rice between 30 Africans what do they each have? Aids.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

An albino and a jew walk in to a bar. They both order the same drink and chat for a few minutes before the albino must get home to his wife. The jew leaves shortly after, tipping the bar tender a generous amount for his superb service.

How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

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