Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

hey guys im gay

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

Two planes walk into an office building

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

i killed my family

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

How do you make a clown sad? You kill his family.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. *Hint. Hint.*

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, parapalegic kid get for Christmas? Some home health supplies. He really needed them, too.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? No one, because a hollowed out pineapple carcass would not be able to last longer than a month in that high concentration of sodium.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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