- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

What do a rabbit and a plum have in common? -They're both purple except the rabbit.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

I remember the last words my Grandfather said before he kicked the bucket: "Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

What Did The Farmer When He Lost His Tractor? "Wheres my Tracto?"

Where did the duck hide its pail? UNDER THE STAIRS!!

Me, id rather be known as the antijoke rather than the antichrist, I offered him water at the desert just because I care. You killed him. Moral: Once you see the point of this joke, myself, I will be the one laughing, ten years and counting humanity, ten years or so, and the world belongs to me.

Knock Knock the door's open, come in

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

Rosie are red velvet blue I made eggs just for you

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

If 3 days ago was yesterday and today is Friday, how many legs does 7 dogs, 3 ducks, and 2 chickens have if the answer was red? Okay, not to sound rude but I'm gonna take a wild guess and say.....yo mama is so fat when she read this joke she ate the whole bucket of popcorn and didn't even share.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into a worm and finding an apple in it.

osama bin laden is dead

How many people does it take to light a fag? I love BBW porn!!!!

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