Justin beiber..

What did the duck say when it saw a puddle? Nothing.Ducks are uncapable of speaking human speech.

Q: In 2900 A.D, why did the stars started blasting at each other and exploding? A: Because it was the time for "Star Wars".

what's the difference between a crocodile?

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

How Many Chickens does it take to make an egg? NOrmally 2

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

Why did the wheel fall of the car?? Cause you can't fit 10 pancakes inside of a doghouse.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

Why was Billy unhappy? He was molested by a black guy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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