- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man limping in your yard? You invite him inside, ask him what happened, and possibly call an ambulance if, God forbid, the situation is that serious.

A man walks into a bar, and he died.

Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

Whats better than sitting here writing anti jokes? Sitting in ENGLISH and writing anti jokes. Shoutout to Link Deas

You suck big fat slobber

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

Bad grammers.

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Why did 'Mister Love' get arrested? Clue: One of the most ironic things ever You can guess

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

What do you call a man with no legs and no arms on your doorstep? Matt

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

what do you call an exited rectangle? an Erectangle

speak now or forever hold your pee

why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being chased by 7, who is a rapist

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

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