- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Steven hawkings shook my hand

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sarah!

AIDS

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What's the differece between a rock and a black guy? A rock can't eat fried chicken.

Womens basketball

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

R.I.P. Steve Jobs

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

WHAT THE BABIES?!

knock knock whose there cash! cash who i don't want any but i'd like some peanuts

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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