- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Faithful men.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why did the chicken cross the street? K

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Q: "How does a monkey hide in a jungle?", A:"Paint its balls red and sit in a cherry tree" , Q:"What is the loudest noise in the jungle?", A: "A native picking cherries"

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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