A black guy and a mexican get into a car Who is driving? Whoever takes a seat in the drivers side of the car

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some men like Cheese, I have aids.

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What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

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What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

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Yo mama's like Darfur: Everyone feels bad for her, but nobody offers any substantial assistance.

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your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

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A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

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Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Have you heard the one about the Priest, the Pastor, and the Mail Man? -no, how's that go? Oh you haven't? That's too bad, it's really good.

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What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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2 gays monkeys walk into a bar.........

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What did the Catholic priest say after he fell off a cliff? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

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hey guys im gay

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

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Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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