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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

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What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

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How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

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What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

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what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

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Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

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Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

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Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

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Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

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If Apple made a house, would it have Windows?

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What did the prostitute get for Christmas Money

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You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

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Turnabout: American study of the Japanese Stereotype man: Murican: Excuse me Mr Japanese. Jap: The answer is within the heart of battle.. Murican: Yes but I just want to ask you some few questions. Jap: You are disturbing my feng shui I must power of the mystical fireball of surge fist energy get... *uppercuts waterfall BECAUSE REASONS!* Murican: What? But this is a serious study! Jap: Sowwy I do nothe speeky the shamefull language of the engrish! Murican: But you just said... Sigh... Conclusion: Carpet bombing of Japan funding increased. "slap a Jap" commercial project from world war two reinstated for the safety of the American people. Experiment two: The study of a American man raised in Japan. Murican: Hello I wonder if... American raised in japan: GADOUKEN GADOUKEN GADOUKEN! ORA ORA! Murican: Dead/KO. American/Japan: FRAWRESS VICTOLY! Result: World war 3 GET!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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