- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

adam hodgson !

what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

What did Washington say to California? WC

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

why do prostitutes do what they do? Because they have abusive fathers who always used them as sex slaves as children

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

What do you call 100 black men at the bottom of the ocean? A scuba group because during these hot summer months they like to cool off and go scuba diving.

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

What's an anti joke? Then I ate my digestive biscuit.

Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

100 chefs walk into a bar

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Totsie Roll totsie pop? Altough many tests have been done, there still isn't a certain number. There are many variables involved with this question.

i like going to public parks and watching the kids run and yell because they dont know im using blanks

Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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