Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

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what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

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What's white, wet, and sticky? A tissue that I just blew my nose with.

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Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

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I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

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Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was in a terrible car crash in which the fuel tank exploded.

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nothing

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Roses are red Oranges are orange Nothing rhymes with orange Forever alone

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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Why did the Mexican sneak across the US border? There aren't many good jobs for him in Mexico, and with the cost of living in his small village, he will be able to provide for his entire family of seven on just minimum wage in California. He will miss his family terribly while he is away from them, but he believes it is worth it in the end. Once he saves enough, he will pay the coyotes to smuggle the rest of his family over so they can be together again. Hopefully none of them will die on the journey.

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What do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? A Cog

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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Why was the black man crying? His wife left him, took his children, and most of his possessions in the divorce.

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Anti Joke

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