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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Neither did she.

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

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What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

A retarded man walks into a bar and everyone was polite about his disability.

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

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Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

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