Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

Three Lawyers are walking, one falls down, gets up and continues walking

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

Hey Babies, The holocaust called, they want their screams back

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Why did the blackman fall off the bike? Because he stole it.

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

These jokes don't have punchlines.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Why was the kindergarten teacher crying? a child had just choked to death

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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