why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

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what happened when 3 had sex with 4? nothing numbers are not capable of sexual intercourse

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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What do you give hobos? Febreeze

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What is the #1 cause of pedophiles? Sexy children

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Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

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Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

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Whats worse than Lindsey Lohans vagina? Nothing.

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Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Jumping out of an airplane is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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If I had xray vision I'd go to a black jack table and when the dealer dealt everyone there cards I would look at the hot girls boobs

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What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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