What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

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Where's my tractor?

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j.p. is dumb

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Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

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A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

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What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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How many Haitians does it take to change a lightbulb? Typically one, unless the light bulb referenced is in an inconvenient location or is over-sized / industrial grade.

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

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what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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An incoming freshman introduces himself to his Ethics professor by saying, "What's up?" To which the professor responds, "You should never end a sentence with a preposition." The freshman, who is both clever and witty, quickly responds to his future Professor, saying: "Professor, I practice linguistic description, such that I observe language objectively in a way that does not adhere strictly to grammatical and syntactic dogma". The professor, surprised by the student's philosophical disposition, engages the student in a highly constructive dialogue about the philosophy of language, from which both the student and teacher learn more about each other and themselves.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Remember Y2K? That could have been bad.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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-What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew -The pizza doesn't experience many years of hardship and social belittlement at the hands of a dictator in need of a scapegoat to support radical ideas.

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how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

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It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

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Why did FiddleBob Joe chuck a stick of butter out the window? Because he wanted to see a butter fly

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what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Anti Joke

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