- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Dementia Pickles

Want to hear a joke? No.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Eat my anus with a spoon.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

What's green and has wheels? The farmer's tractor.

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

Why did Jay-Z rob a bank? Wait, nevermind. Jay-Z didn't rob a bank.

why did sally fall off the swings she had no arms knock knock whos there not sally

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

When life gives you cancer, make cancer-aids.

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