When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Why does the easter bunny hide his eggs? Because he wants to hide the fact he knocked up a chicken.

Whats worse then a hundred dead babies? One trying to eat its way out.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes it is, how may I help you?"

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

Im sorry Dylan Hodge Jamie Stegman

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

My friend and I were telling jokes the other day. Ha said " I've run out of dead baby jokes!" to which I replied " I've run out of dead babies."

Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Why did the boy take the girls backpack? he has this many hands

knock, knock whos there child molestor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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