- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

Why did the man die? A fridge fell on him.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

Find x X + 2 = 5 ^ I found it

yo mama is so fat that when she stepped on the scale she exclaimed "wow, i'm overweight" she then proceeded to eat a cupcake to mask her pain.

Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

A man goes to a petting zoo. He sees a zookeeper wrestling a bear. The bear kills the zookeeper and escapes from it's cage. It promptly mauls the rest of the staff and visitors at the zoo until it is shot by local police.

Irish man English man and a Scottish man all in a plane they jump out then they land

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

How do you say cabbage in Spanish? You don't.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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