- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue The end is near I want a beer

What's worse than waking up next to an ugly girl? Waking up, sealed in a coffin which is floating on a raft traversing through shark-infested waters. Oh, and the raft is on fire.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

What do you call 47 black people dead at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible hate crime

yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

A priest, rabbi, and a monk are sitting on a plane. One is in first class, one is in business class, and one is in coach. It turns out they're all going to the same interfaith conference.

Yo mama so fat! Really she should get on an exercise program and watch her diet, as she is at higher risk for diabetes and other health issues

I love Japan. It's the bomb.

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by your great grandma

What did the man with no head say to the women?

what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Yo momma so fat she should be concerned of contracting Coronary Heart Disease, high blood pressure, type 2 diabetes, abnormal blood fats, metabolic syndrome, cancer, osteoarthritis, sleep apnea, or even obesity hypoventilation syndrome

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

why did the photographer take so many pictures? Because he gets paid.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

Two peanuts were walking down the street. Well actually, they just rolled a bit and then stopped. Peanuts don't have legs.

What did the Asian say to the Mexican working at the friutstand? Hi, I'm Asian!

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