What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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The man decides to jump off the bridge and decides to make one last phone call. "Hello, Jane, this is Doug. I just wanted to let you know, from the bottom of my heart, that I love you." Person on the phone says "This is not Jane, this is Joe." "Oh, hi, Joe. Could you just tell your wife what I said. Bye." The man continues to jump down the bridge and swims with his beautiful girlfriend. They all had a great day.

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Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

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why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

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What has 4 legs and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you a pool table

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What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

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What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender in five states.

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Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

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why the chicken cross the road? because he just committed 3rd degree murder and was try'in to commit suicide

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

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One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

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Why did the man walk up to a bank teller with a gun? He is the security guard; he wanted to ask her for financial advice.

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped six's mom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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