- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Invisible Children Foundation.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Where's my tractor?

What did the guy say before he learned how to Dougie? Teach me how to Dougie

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

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