Ebola

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what's worse than the Holocaust. Finding two worms in your apple.

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I was walking down the street then my hands were itchy so I stuck em in my pockets Jk, I'm a donkey. We don't have hands

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Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous weapons that may inflict bodily harm.

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whats brown and sticky? whatever is coming from your pants

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THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

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What did the baseball coach say to his son? Nothing. He was dead.

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

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Every human being has some kind of penis <3

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What happened to the old man at his suprise party? He died from the shock.

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What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

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why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

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i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

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Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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what did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? get down.

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I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

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Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swingset? No I didn't. Ya it was actually really nice.

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A police officer walks into a doughnut shop. He approaches the cashier and hands him 20$. He says "Here, I saw you drop this on your way in" he promptly leaves the store.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 7 being the highest, what is you favorite color

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Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

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Who are you if you can rub 2 ice cubes to make fire? Chuck Norris

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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