Osama bin Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden was born in Riyadh, Saudi Arabia, a son of Mohammed bin Awad bin Laden, a billionaire construction magnate with close ties to the Saudi royal family.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Why did the mother get upset with her son? Because he sexually experimented with his cousin.

A man died. What was his name? Phil. His name was Phil.

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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