- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

So, a Turtle, a Giraffe, and a Hippopotamus walk into Stop-N-Shop. They are quickly excorted out and the Zoo is contacted to take the wild animals. The Manager wonders why they were there in the first place.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

-knock knock! -doors open

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

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