- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

Why did the teacher arrive late for class? Because his father had a stroke the night before, and they had to rush to the hospital and because of exhaustion, he missed the bus, and arrived ten minutes late.

my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

What did the deaf person see? He was blind too, so he didn't see anything.

What's beneath Chuck Norris's beard? A chin I presume, as that is what most humans have under their beards. Chuck Norris is a human and therefore is likely to have a chin. This is all based on the assumption that he is a human, because of the many characteristics he has shown that are humanlike.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

A Man walks into a bar and asks for a shot. The Bartender proceeds to unload a 30 round banana clip into his head, neck, and midsection.

Why was the woman sad? Because her son died.

lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

Whats the difference between a Preius and a vagina? One's the possibly the greatest invention of all time and possibly the only hope for the future of man kind. The others a Preius.

a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

what is yellow with red all over tweety in a blender

When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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