- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What was black, then white, now dead all over? Michael Jackson.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

a jew, a latino and an aboriginal walk into a bar this is an example of a great inter-racial comunity

How did the lazy fat boy burn a lot of calories? He set his fat friend of fire.

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Why did the all black baseball team beat the all white baseball team? Because the black team scored more runs than the white team.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Your mom is so poor that she can't even pay attention.

whats funnier than a banana an orange -may bieber

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Where did Tommy go after the bomb went off? Everywhere

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Where's my baby??

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Face...tastes like chicken!

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

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