Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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Your Mom is so fat, that she went to the doctor's and they told her that she was overweight and needed to get a stomach staple in order to make her lose weight

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What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A pogo stick. Just kidding. Cancer.

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What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

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what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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Knock Knock Whose there? Its John

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

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knock knock whos there? your mom really? well whats she wearing a refridgerator.

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

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Why did Suzie get raped? because she was out past her bedtime. and the morale to this story is that its funny to be raped.

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Why was the boy laughing? Because

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Why did the cookie shader Because someone dropped it

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If you put two black men in an empty room, what will they do? They will most likely try to figure out why they have been put in such a confusing scenario. Then one of the black men will suggest the possibility that maybe they are being used as a subject of a joke. The other black man agrees then they both hang themselves since they have no other purpose in life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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