Doctor! Doctor! Everyone seems to be stealing things! Piss off, I am a doctor not a detective you prick.

NEVER

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

Twinkle Twinkle little wh**e close youre legs youre not a door. youre gonna get an S,T,D, youree only wanted cause youre free... Twinkle Twinkle little Wh**e youre cheeper then the dollar store

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wow, I screwed up, Give me head.

Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

I see London, I see France. Wow! This high-speed train that travels across Europe is amazing!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? -Allergies.

Q: What used to be black, and then became white, and touches young boys? A: Michael Jackson.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Actually, Red Bull helps temporarily restore wakefulness when experiencing fatique or drowsiness.

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Knock knock who's thare Your mom She's dead you bitch

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

Whats worse than a rotten tomato. a fridge hitting your baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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