why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

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Q: What is tall, white, and shaped like a house? A: a tall white man, if you break his limbs and twist them into the rectangular shape of a house.

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why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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Q-What's the good thing about dating a girl volleyball player? A- She's a Girl

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

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What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

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Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

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what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

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What would Michael Jackson do if he were in a room full of kids? Nothing, he's dead.

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Your dad is so gay, he lovingly marries another man and selflessly adopts you.

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What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak and will soon have her institutionalized.

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How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

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What do you call a black fire-fighter? A hero.

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Pineapple.

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Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

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why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

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Man: Am i going to be alright? Doctor: No, you're going to die.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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