- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the best way to get your younger sibling to stop being annoying? Shoot Him

What does a kid with no arms and legs get for christman.... Cancer...

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

I love you! Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Squirrels are rabbid Yes mi this is a haiku!!!! I know ur reading this so grape grape grape

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

What does a ghost get when he watches porn? A boner

What is the difference between a baby and a tree? Its not illegal to hit one with an axe

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

Nero, please pick up the phone, I wont ever do that, it was a mistake okay? Stop that, my sister wont ever! My mom whatever! But if you lie a finger on my sister, I will kill you, I am at the outside, which room are you at? Tell me you coward fucker! Tell me!

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

Q: what did humoure say to lie A: u must be tellin a lie

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

What hurts more than a bullet? A bullet penetrating your skin, muscle and embedding itself in your body

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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did you stub your toe?

What do you get when you don't wear protection? A baby.

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