- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I were in a room with you hitler, stalin, i would shoot hitler and stalin because they are horrible people.

Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

Dog is walking through a park and is almost stepped on by a horse. Dog says, "Hey, watch where you're going!" Horse says, "Well, looky here! A talking dog!"

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get down.

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

i like my coffee like i like my women. without a penis.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

What do you call a Chineses filled with bus?

Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom likes dick and so do you

why did the little boy fall over? he was hit in the face by a salmon.

Q: Why don't chicken breasts have nipples? A: because if you freeze them, they will pop the package.

How did the young boy cross the road? He was stapled to the chicken.

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