- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was probably fascinated by the flush.

What did the orphan get christmas? CANCER

What do you call a terrorist on 9/11? A terrorist.

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

A dog walks into the local newspaper to place an ad. The dog writes; "woof woof, woof woof woof." Receptionist: You know you can ad another two woofs for the same price? Dog: Well that wouldn't make any sense at all?

Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

ur an fagit

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

a man walks into a house. he gets shot in the leg and is brought to jail because he was a burglar and was trying to steal the family's tv.

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

Justin Bieber

rawrrrrrrrrrrr

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

do you wanna hear a joke school

The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

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