Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

how do u talk to a person you like go up and talk to them

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

. . I am a whale

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

Have you tried african food? No. Neither have they!

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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