A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

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Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

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Whats brown and ryhmes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

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Why did? Yes

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Why was Ethan talking to the potato? Because he is stupid.

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Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

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Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I am a dog.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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I did it. the Bulls fan Took a few hours on Microsoft word. then I copy and pasted it on this!

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This statement is false.

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whats funny about the klu klux klan? nothing is funny at all about it because they cause pain and suffering to afircan amaricans and other ethnic groups.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

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What do u call a cripple Biv

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A Holocaust survivor. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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What did the little boy with cancer ask for from the Make a Wish foundation. A cure and to lose his virginity before he dies.

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A muslim in Iraq was sniped in the head by US forces. He was a terrorist, who killed 18 innocent people.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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Why didn't the woman need a watch? Because she had both her hands amputated after battling diabetes.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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