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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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why did nick leave school? bECAUSE HE WAS RETARDED

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

Man 1: is that boy high? Man 2: No. He has down syndrome

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And I hate Jewish people

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What is the worst place to be in race if you're racing with me Behind me

Water? I hardly know her.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes, how may I help you?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

how many drunk drivers does it take to drive home one and only one, if more than one drunk driver tried to drive home at the same time in the same car they would surely crash and not make it home.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Jimmy clenches his fist, a crack his heard. Jimmy begins to cry knowing his arthritis has gotten worse.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocaust Whats worse that two Holocaust? Dane Cooks Comedian act

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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