- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have to use the bathroom.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

Q. What did the Cat say to the Dog? A. "These humans are so jobless.."

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? People that make dead baby jokes.

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

What did the green grape say to the purple grape? BREATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

There are two kids playing basketball outside one kid shoots and makes it. The other youngster exclaims "nice shot!" because the other boy put the ball in the hoop from a very long distance.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

say it ten times fast: oh

Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

What did the joke say to the antijoke? Nothing.

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