- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

Q: Why don't people like me? A: Because I smell bad and I give off a creepy vibe

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

When one person has an imaginary friend, you call it being crazy. But when more than one person has the same imaginary friend, you call it religion.

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An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

The dinosaurs aren't really extinct. Just kidding.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

whats white and looks like paper paper

What did nearly headless nick say when he became headless nick. Nothing because he doesnt have a head

Q: Why did the irishman walk into the bar A: Because he wanted a drink

What's red and a cow? Red cow

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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