mikey is cute

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Your Mommas so scary slender is afraid of her -_-

What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Sex vagina. lol.

Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Yesterday i had a conversation with my husband. I asked him if he slept with another women. He said yes

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Anti Joke

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