- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Once a man asked a lady working at the supermarket, Can I see your avocados? She kindly walked him over to the rack where they were being held.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

When life gives you limes....... first you have some problem and second u throw them at people

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

i did ur mom lol. thats the joke. : )

What do you call a black man eating dessert? A man of African ancestry enjoying a sweet treat.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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I went to the opticians to get my eyes checked. The optician said "you need glasses".

Neither did she.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

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