What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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One day, a woman was walking down an alleyway at midnight She reached the end of the alley and realised that it was a dead end, as there was a brick wall, so she turned around and headed on back home.

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Once upon a time, there was a Y O U M A D and they all lived happily ever after.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What do we want? Equal rights for people with Tourette's Syndrome. When do we want them? Fuck!

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Knock knock no answer, as the tenant of the house was out shopping.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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andrew wagner

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Don't worry about giving me your phone number, I'll just follow you home later.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Why? Because his house was burning down on the other side

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Hum... I am actually a redhead... Which is so strange saying to anyone including myself, I dye it like constantly.

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oh hi, i'm an idiot, i mean mitt romney

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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