- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Once there was a frog. My parents died.

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Who do you call when you see a ghost on the street? GHOSTBUSTERS!!!! no, ghostbusters are not real, you call the police

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

You idiot thats 9 letters

Why was the little girl crying? There was a frog stapled to her forehead.

"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

Knock Knock JUST OPEN THE FLIPPIN DOOR ALREADY! I DON"T NEED YOU TO KNOCK AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF EVERY TIME YOU COME TO MY HOUSE!!! Jeez...seriously

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