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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

time to spruce up!

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What happened to the boy who ate a piece of his Halloween candy? He died. It was laced with cyanide.

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

Knock Knock. Who's there? A little boy who can't reach the doorbell.

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

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