- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the little asian kid go to his friends party? Because he wasnt invited.

Roses are red Violets are blue My body is ready I want you

what did the blonde mail to her boyfriend? nothing, blonde's can't write.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

Roses are flowers.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

How many fingers am i holding up? none, my hand got blown off in Vietnam

A baby seal walks into a club.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Chlamydia.

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Sex vagina. lol.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Three tomatoes were walking down the street, a daddy, a mummy and a baby and...wait did I say tomatoes, sorry, I meant people.

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