What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did the man fall of his bicycle? Because someone threw a fridge at him

thumb_up thumb_down -19

You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What's black and is hanging from a tree in my backyard? Avocados.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

You the same as before? I am being a bit overly cautious I admit that, I would call you, the problem is that while you are either pretty good at pretending to be innocent and all, or actually pretty down to earth, I mean I would probably applaud you for tricking me into believing you are pretty sweet before, but I got my wife and her family to take care off now, its not quite the same getting stabbed in the back anymore,

thumb_up thumb_down -19

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

thumb_up thumb_down -19

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I LIKE TRAINS

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

That was slightly painful. I would appreciate it if you would stop such actions in the future

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

thumb_up thumb_down -19

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Whats worse than a suicide bomber? Hubcaps

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops