Guess what my nephew said yesterday? oh wait, i forgot hes dead..

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

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follow @nils_kosmo on twatter hehe

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I HATE G-SPOT AND BTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What do you get when you cross a jack-o-lantern and an antelope? Nothing. You wouldn't see an antelope by a pumpkin.

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What do you call a Russian man who is on the moon? A cosmonaut

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What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

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teacher: what do you call a math book with no writing in it?! student: idk what? teacher: a notebook! student: ok... thanks

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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What did little Mindy Granger find on her paper route? Human teeth.

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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full house should of been called black jack, because the Olsen twins started getting hit on at age 8 and didn't stop til they were 21

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A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

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Where do you send a Jew with ADD? A concentration camp.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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What is worse than writing a really terrible joke on anti-joke.com? Death.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None, it would be ridiculous to even try to fit one in an ashtray.

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The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

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A man is sleeping and is woken up. What does he say? Why did you wake me up

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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What did the strawberry say to the strawberry? Nothing because strawberries are fruit and can't talk

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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