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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

why was the man so good at holding stuff? he was born with 4 arms!

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

Jesse's mom is so god damn fat that it is an extreme danger just being around her

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

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