What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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2 blondes walk into bolemics anonymous.

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Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

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What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

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there once was a teacher who wouldnt shut up she just rambled and rambled and rambled ,untill one day i brang a gun to school and shot her ,she doesnt rambled anymore and i dont go to school anymore =win for everyone

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

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What did the man say to the cat. ~It doesn't matter it impossible for 2 Species to Communicate between one another.

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Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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A bar walking into a mans house, then the blonde says stupid words like why did the chicken of the sea cross the road and pigeons go moo moo like a cow.

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that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

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Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

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Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Q. Knock Knock A. Whose there? Q. how am i supposed to know why don't you answer it and find out you dumb ass! gosh.... people and their common sense these days!!

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A duck walks into a convient store and ask the cashier, "You got any bread?". The cashier immediatley responds, "No sorry, we don't sell bread." The next day the duck comes back and asks the same cashier, "You got any bread?" The cashier sighs and responds, "No, we still have no bread." After browsing for about three minutes the duck comes back and asks, "You have any bread?" The cashier, as pissed off as a beached whale, says, "NO! WE WILL NEVER GET ANY FRICKEN BREAD AND IF YOU ASK AGAIN I'LL NAIL YOUR BEAK TO THIS COUNTER!" The duck sways his head and looks to the ground, only to look right back at the cashier and ask, "You got any nails." The cashier says, "No." The duck comes back and says, "You got any bread?"

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What store adopted the dog ? The Pound

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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