A man on a plane convened his stupid flyer that instead of who in knock-knock jokes it what were, he thought it would funny. Later it really paid off, as they fly very close over water he says "knock knock" "whose there" " Captain Neverlands" "Captain Neverlands wh-...were" "Captain Neverlands IN WATER YOU DUMMY!!!!"

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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roses are red violets are blue pornhub is down ya mums facebook will do

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what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms.

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Why did the chicken rape your...wait, that's not how it goes!

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

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What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

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You're tall.

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What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

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My cat just died.

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what happens when you and a 6 foot black guy get stuck on an island? hang him by a tree and make shelter

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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What's better than seeing a Detroit Lions game? Not being in Detroit.

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You know you have no friends when you steal someone's ALIAS concept and disrespect what is perhaps the most intellectually satisfying form of humour. [L]

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

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What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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