- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

This is an anti-anti joke. I don't expect him to get it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing, she had no arms. Knock Knock Who’s there? Not Sarah.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

You Mom is so ugly, It makes sense why you always have that look on your face!

That's illegal What? Your mom

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

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