Everybody love food when they are hungry

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A ginger, a brunette and a blonde all go to the store. They are checking out and the ginger says to the blonde, "Why did you get that cereal instead of the one on sale?" And the blonde says "Because I have a membership card that gave me a discount on this cereal." The ginger gets out of line to return her cereal because she remembers she too has a membership card. And then the brunette pulls out a gun and shoots them all because she has depression and needs psychiatric help.

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"It smells like Up dog in here." "How do you know what the dog from the movie "Up" smells like? It's computer-animated and not real." "I...I think I have a brain tumor..."

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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In Soviet Russia my freedoms are severally restricted by communism.

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Why couldn't the man make it to work? Because as he was leaving his apartment, he saw a gruesome murder on the street that was part of an ever-growing and evolving genocide. Quickly following this, he broke down into psychological turmoil and wandered aimlessly through the streets until he eventually reached a forest, where he was taken in by a wild boar and raised to believe in boar-gods. The man died peacefully while planting potatoes.

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A man violently rapes a small child. Unfortunately the child has aids and gives them to the man.

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what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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What do you call it when you kill a Jewish homosexual? Murder.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

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How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

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justin bieber: ask me if im a boy are you a boy? no.

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Why didnt Stevie Wonder wave back at the white man? Because he's a racist.

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A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

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Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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