- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Abortion.

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Her tits are so big that they would provide adequate nourishment for any future offspring.

What do you call a boy that was once a boy, but no longer is a boy? A Man

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

What did the homeless man say to his friends? He doesn't have any friends.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Knock knock Who's there? No one, you have no friends.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Q: What does a baby look like in a microwave? A: I don't know, I don't masturbate with my eyes open.

I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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