- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the clown go to the graveyard? because he was dead

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

Whats better than winning an award? Not having your family shot to death

Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

A: Knock, knock. A: Knock, knock! A: Um ... Knock, knock! B: Sorry, I didn't want to answer the door.

Miscarriages.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

What do you call a straight A student that takes 6 Vicodin's, 5 Percocet's, and 7 Adderalls? I don't know, but he will most likely die of drug overdose.

A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with his next-door neighbor. Furious, he shouts 'What's the meaning of this?!' And his wife answers 'A pronoun used to identify a specific person or thing close at hand or being indicated or experienced'.

Have you seen the Hobbit? Yes they're taking him to Isengard

Why did the baby die? Because he got shot in the head repeatedly.

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Where did the girl go when a bomb was dropped on her? Everywhere

What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

Roses are red, Violets are blue; In Soviet Russia, POEM WRITES YOU!

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, I have a retinal hemorrhage

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Why does tundes food suck? Because he is from Africa and the cuisine is different

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