A rapist leaps out a woman and yells "surprise!" and proceeds to have non-consensual intercourse with her. Later, he is arrested by the police and charged with sexual assault.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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Q: What is soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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A man was shot. He died.

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my wife came out of the kitchen....

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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A tree falls over on an old woman. Mysteriously, the woman lifts the tree up and walks away. A man is amazed by this, so he goes and asks the woman how she managed to lift the whole tree. She tells the man that he is an idiot an walks away. Later inspecting the tree, he realizes it is a small sapling weighing no less than 10 pounds

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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8--------------------- penis

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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So a magician was droving down the road and then he turned into a driveway!

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What is the difference between Joe Paterno and Coach Sundusky? Nothing. They are both terrible human beings and should thoroughly punished for their actions/inactions and should serve time in prison.

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Barbara Streisand

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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What do you get when you cross batman and superman? One egotesticul idiot SOB aka mofo ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

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