- Anti Joke

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

There are two angry guys in a park on their lunch break What do they do? They eat their sandwich and go back to work to settle a peace treaty.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you were a pie I'd eat you

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

A woman wears a dress.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw them

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

how many licks did it take the boy to get to the center of a tootsie pop? he died of cancer