What a wonderful life!!! *gunshot*

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

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Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

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How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

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Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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LeBron James hits a game winning three with time running out in the Finals.

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Anti Joke

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