- Anti Joke

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

What did the man say to the cat? Nothing it had his tongue

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have alzheimers, hey i just met you

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did one tampon say to another? Nothing they were both stuck up.

HOLY SHIT!!!!

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.