Q: why was the baker a coward? A: his own mother told him his potential would amount to nothing more than a baker and when a dinosaur came into the bakery he ran away

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How do you get a bunch of Jews in a car? You tell this family who happens to be of Jewish faith that they are going to be late for the birth of another family member's child. How do you get them out? Tell the mother had a miscarriage. This will make them promptly want to leave the care and grieve with the other family members for the lost child.

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whats black white and red all over an abused child

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

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knock knock go away!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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i Have read and agreed to the terms of service

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Justin Beiber walks into a bar. The bartender does not serve him because he is not the legal drinking age yet.

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What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

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Q.-What's the difference between broccoli and a dead moose? A.-Yes.

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Twilight is so bad, I read it and personally didn't like it as a book.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What do you call a Middle Eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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What is worse than going to school? Nothing.

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What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

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a woman gives birth at the hospital in china and then the doctor comes in and says doctor- i have good news and bad news for your baby mother-what is it doctor- bad or good mother-bad doctor-the bad news is that the baby is a girl and the good news is that your baby has cancer

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Why did the squirrel fall out of a tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of a tree? It was cruelly stapled to the first one.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar.

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What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A Pilot.

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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