What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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hello

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Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

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What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

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what duz 69 mean? its a number duhhhhhhh

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What do Michael Jackson and most Catholic priests have in common? They're dead.

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Why can't the Mexican float? He never learned the proper technique as he was not allowed to take swim class.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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One night, a heartbroken magician named Jeff went to a bar. Jeff met a nice girl, and they talked and laughed together for hours. After a while, Jeff asked her, "do you want to see a magic trick?" She ate his wiener.

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What has a skinny head and specky? Josh Moran.

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What did the little boy with diabetes get for Christmas? A shot of insulin; just like every other day.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Why did the polar bear die? Global warming.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Why did the pedophile skip breakfast? He said that he would grab a little something on the way to work...

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Once upon a time there was a boy who got ran over by a truck. No one cared.

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A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

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Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

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why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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