How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

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What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

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What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

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What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

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What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

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A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

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You're tearing apart, Lisa!

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Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

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Q: Who`s the badly treated kid at school who always faces punishment, but is inadvertently provided with recompense every single day (s)he attends class A: The poeple who fall into the category that does not encompass the people who are treated with dignity at school and never experience punishment there, but always receive some kind of reward for trying to succeed anyways.

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What should you do when your husband is staggering in the back yard Shoot him again

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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