New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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Whats In My Trash? Bears

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Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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what do you call a dead arab? a suicide bomber

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A horse finds himself sleeping in the ocean. Immediately, he decides to be a dolphin.

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What do you call a black man that steal from your shop? A thief

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Sometimes i like to paint myself red and then curl up into a ball and pretend i'm a tomato.

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Whats The Meaning Of Life? 42. But everyone has their own perception so you have your own answer so why the heck did i write this joke. Oh wait Im writing still. The answer is 42.

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why couldnt the baby walk through the door? because it had a javeline through its head.

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:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? An opera singer singing in the shower

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What the difference between some stoned and someone drunk? When your drunk you think having a good time even when you not and when you stoned your so high you think your a dragon ball z character.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

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LOL

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T-rex: If you're happy and you know it clap your hands, oh...

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What do you call the branch of Science that separates the organism's race? RACISM

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woman's rights

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

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Why did the hipster get burned? Because he was a volunteer fireman.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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