Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

What is worse than the holocaust Nothing it was fine with the Jews in camps burning and dying

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Why did the Europeans colonise Africa Because they couldn't do it themselves

A Serbian Film

Q: Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench. A: A bench is an object and a mexican is a human being.

10 kids are on a bus. It's just a normal bus, it takes the kids to school and lets them off.

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

So lion bites off a mans foot. He bleeds to death.

America needs to burn Less fossil fuels to save the environment

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

Why did the circus clown lose his balance? He had a seizure while on his unicycle, fell off, and bumped his head, leading to significant blunt trauma in the brain. Weeks later, after waking up from a coma, the doctors discover that he can no longer speak anything other than gibberish. His friends and family decide that he cannot go on living this way and decide to pull the plug.

How do you save a black man from drowning? I don't know GOOD!

What did the blind pole vaulter say to the speed skater? Hi, how are you?

Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

Q: What would George Washinton do if he was alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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