- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? His name.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

Why was the man sad? Because he found his 80 year old mother had been raped and murdered in her home...

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

Why did the weiner dog puncture Doris's bladder? It got carried away during an oral sex session.

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

Why was little Timmy so fast? Because he's tied up in the trunk of a speeding car.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? open the door and put him in.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

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