Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

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roses are red violets are blue everyone is stupid how about you? -I'm not Im black

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An old jewish man, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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why was 6 jealous of 7? 7 had a huge dick.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? Nothing, he doesn't have the ability to open a present.

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Why could susan not get up? Because her limbs were hacked off by a African militia group.

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What's worse than getting struck by lightning? Getting struck while your in your house!!

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You know what they say about big shoes? Big socks. You know what they say about big socks? Big feet. You know what they say about big feet? Big hands. You know what they say about big hands? Cancer.

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I want seaman but sex with interracial men body builders. Please call me - 843-813-2788

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? A: "Fred is raping your sister with a puck."

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was holding hands with the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It saw a banana. Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree? It slipped. Why did the fifth monkey fall out of the tree? It thought this was all a game. Why did the sixth monkey commit suicide? All his friends were gone.

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What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

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why did the boy die he had a raging case of cardiovascular disease

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What do gamers call an abortion on quintuplets? PENTAKILL!!!

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lil billy wuz killed cuz of hiz relijuz beliefz

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Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

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What's worse than no wifi Nothing.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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What's the difference between a dead Blackman in the road and a dead dog in the road? There's skid marks in front of the dog.

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Why did the airplane crash? The pilot had a stroke.

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

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