What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

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What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

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Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

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Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

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why couldn't the man open the window? he had no hands due to his time serving the USA in vietnam

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im gay

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

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I bought a pound of gold for my new gold ring, later that day I lost it

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How did the blonde reply to the male man when he asked how she was? "I'm good."

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What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

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An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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