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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man goes to the potty.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

What was the baker a coward? He didn't have the "Bunz" to prove it!

This person shaved their head to gain attention. A klansman.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what do you call cheese thats not yours? stolen, your under arrest

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

What did the kI'd with cancer get for Christmas? A coffin.

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

What did the butler say to the guest while his master is in the bathroom? Butler: "Sir, will you wait while the Master bathes?" Guest: "How long will he be, I'm quite busy!" Butler: "He shouldn't be long sir, he should be finishing up now."

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Have you seen the blind man's new house? No. Neither has he.

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

Y R U A B? I don't know why I am a bee.

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