If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

what did the ox say to his son when he left for collage? bison

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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So a woman walks into a store... There's a lamp selling for $5.99. She buys it because she thinks that's a pretty good deal.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Why was the mexican ugly? -UR MOM!

James Patrick Campbell

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? "Dwane!" I don't know any Dwane. Perhaps you have the wrong address. "Oh. Sorry to have bothered you!"

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

— Knock knock. — Who's there? — Funny. — Funny who? — A funny joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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