- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

How did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

There once was a man from Duluth who's never did rhyme. They were often too short.

knock,knock whos there? teddybear. teddybear who? a teddybear killed your family.

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Tommy got neutered.

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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