- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Q:How do you fit ten babies into a bucket? A: A blender Q:How do you get them out? A: Nachos

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

What does a salmon and a falcon have in common They both live underwater except for the falcon.

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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