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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

Face Hunter is scum

what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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