- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

Man I just flew in from Pittsburgh...Boy are the people ugly.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

Why can't Amy winehouse drive? She's dead.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

1+1=2

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

What does two plus two equal? 4

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Face down, ass up. Thats the way I like to sleep

knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

The snake rides the bicycle in the forest, the rabbit sees this, and says "hey snake, you don't have legs" "oh damn" replies the snake and eats the rabbit because of the insolence

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