i hate when mothers said " clean your room" me " why " mom " because we have guest coming " me " oh i am sorry i didn't know we are all gathering in my f**king room

Whats funnier than 24.....25

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit him in the face with an ax.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

what is very tall and red a very tall red building

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

A man walks into a bar He says "ow" and promptly sits down and ices the bruise he sustained

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

"Really, how is your wife?" "You know she's dead right?" "Cool mine too!" They high five in mid air and lived happily ever after

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Don't you hate it when you have 5 dead bodies, and you don't know which one to shoot your load on? -no

What do you do in a one night stand? Stand all night long.

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

A black man confronts a small white man on the sidewalk and asks for money. The white man responded "no".

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What is Wonder Woman's drug of choice? Heroine.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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