Why are black people not allowed to play football? They are.

Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

Christianity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig *spinning head like neck is gonna break off* Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALI*Y, BEAST*ALITY? AGAIN?

politically correct!

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

Here come the elephants over the hill!

Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

dick dick dick... frogs

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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