why was the man on the roof? he was about to commit suicide.

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

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Q: What's more silly than the idea of a wealthy, successful black man? A: A Clown

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You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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Weebles wobble, but paralyzed kids fall down.

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A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

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Chris Brown can do no wrong. False he acquired several wrongs through his mistreatment of several women.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did batman say to robin before getting into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile robin.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

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Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

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why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

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A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

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Why did Quinn yell at his group project partner? Because he hated him.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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