Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What do a woman and a puzzle have in common? Both couldn't vote before 1920... the puzzles still can't vote

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

I have read and agreed to the terms of service

did you hear about the two peanuts walking down the street? one was raped.

srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What do you call a bunch of spics playing soccer? Professional soccer players.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Hey whats sad about 4 black people going over a cliff in a cadillac. Nothing

way do Japan bomb pearl harbor because America hat sex with China [watch Hetalia]

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his farmer was abusive.

Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

if life give you lemons. put them in the fridge they should be there...

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

how do you wake up a black man? scream!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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