yo mommas so fat she heard it was chilly out so she ran inside and got a bowl

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Doctor Doctor! I think i'm epileptic! I'm not the Doctor, I'm the receptionist. You're a hypochondriac, now wait in the Que, like everybody else Mrs. Davis.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Q: Why did you get raped last week? A: Because at night you touch yourself to pictures of rapists.

FOX News: Fair and balanced

"Grandpa, How did you know that Grandma was the one?" "When her sister dumbed me."

Charlie Sheen is winning

Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

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OK, Billy went to his friend Fred in the tree. And then went inside to get a snack. Then Fred fell out of the Tree and.....landed on a comfy mattress.

How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

Why did the chcicken cross the road? To get to the other side nl

A man walks into a bar. On the way home, he is driving, careers off the road and crashes. Lesson here. Don't walk into poles

Why did America nuke Japan? Because Japan bombed Pearl Harbor.

whats the difference between virgin and a porn star?? A virgin hasn't got aids.

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It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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