what is a chicken answer: chicken

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

why did the black child cry? strange men cut his penis off

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

A priest was walking home from church one day when he found a young boy crouching naked in the bushes. The priest contacted local law enforcement authorities on his cell phone and proceeded home once they arrived.

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why did your ears get blasted with sound? You never turned the volume down..

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

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What happens when your school teacher gives you homework over the break? You give your teacher homework too!

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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