Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What smells like smoke, sounds like a pig, and looks like a horse? My mom's boyfriend

Whats worse than seeing your family killed in front of your eyes? Not much to be honest

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

What is green and had wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.....

Whats worse than burnt toast? Getting molested

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An investigator

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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