Did you hear about that anthony weiner guy. He is very depressed, and your mother has cancer.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

why am i so sexy? I was raised by a dog.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at rhyming...... TITS

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What has 2 wheels and looks like a bike? A bike.

Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

Your mom.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Q:What has more brains than the baby you just shot? A:The wall behind it!!!

im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1Kuo-n7Du0

What happens if you drop an yellow shirt into the Red Sea? It gets wet.

A man walks into a bar Ouch

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Tucker Rivera

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -George. -George Who? -George Carpenter, Remember? We were in the same class in third grade. -Come on in!

What is black and bad for your teeth? A cannon ball

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Did you hear about Billy's magic trick? No? Don't worry, it was a trick question.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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