- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

i think quinn is gay? you probably don't know him but when i walked him on him shoveling a ken doll is his butt

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock. whos there? not suzy.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

-Hey cute blonde! -I'm not blonde.. -Nor are you cute.

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

#Getweird

Whats worse than a creep? ..... Paul sweeney!

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

What do you call a cow that's holy? Holy Cow

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Why does a squirrel have the tail at the back? Because at the front it's the squirrel.

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