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So a man walks into a bar and wonders why he walked into the building instead of simply just walking through the door. The man then realized that the building was if fact not a local bar, but instead a bowling alley. He was hallucinogenic and was in serious danger as he approached the candy man in the alley.

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A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

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Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

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I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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Q. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a trampoline? A. I don't were cleats when I jump on my trampoline.

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

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A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

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Q. Why was the boy depressed? A. Because he lives in a world where apparently all girls are right.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

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your social life.

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

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A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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