- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius!

Have you heard the one about the dead guy? Neither has he.

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Pianos.

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

A paralysed man falls over.

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

What happened to the young baby after her mother died It grew up got a collage degree and had a great life growing up with her dad and visiting the cemetery every year

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, Oh shit, my garden is on fire

Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Why dont you greet your friend Jack on a plane? because you will say "hi Jack"

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