- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Why is it okay to have four cats? Because I said so.

Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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