- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

Q:why did the boy not have to walk his dog? A: because the dog and the rest of his family died in a terrible house fire while he was away at summer camp.

Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

What did one planet say to the other? Nothing. Space is a vacuum in which sound cannot propagate due to the absence of a matter or particle medium.

A Jew with a boner runs into a wall, what hits first? His nose

A blind man walks into a bar After realising he might be hurt everybody rushes to his aid

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I suck at poetry. Nice tits.

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