Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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Is your refridgerator running? because if its not, you should probably have it looked at by a repair man,

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

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Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

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How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

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2 sheeps are outside having a great time One sheep walks up to the other sheep and says: hello The other sheep says: hello Now what I want to know: what ally do you get your drugs from

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Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Doctor everybody that I stare at seems to die moments later! Uh, why are you looking at me so intensely... >:)

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What do you get when you cross a Fish and a Duck? A Dish

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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What happened to the twins? 9/11

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What did the rich white student to the poor arabian teacher? good morning Mr.Stevenson.

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what did one white man say to the other white man? hello!

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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To see outer space

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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When time is the best time to make a wish during the day? 9:11

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

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Anti Joke

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