When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

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Two birds fly onto a bench. They cherp 3 times and sit there enjoying the nice weather.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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whats black and white and red all over? a zebra crossing after a horrible, horrible car accident

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

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Your mommas so fat, that she's really big.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

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Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

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What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

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whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

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How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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