- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [BANG!] [L]

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