- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why were you in an igloo? I don't know, why were you?

Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

did you stub your toe?

Why did the poorly educated man get fired from the M&M factory? He changed the M's to W's!

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

What do you call a person that smells like shite and chases uglier girls than him? .. . . . . . . .. . . . . . Smelly McD the smelly cunt

Why was the boy sad he ate a loaf of bread? Because ducks ate him alive after that.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

what do you call a farm without animals a house with a big yard

Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

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