Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Mom: Uncle toms coming home from the war Jimmy: What are we going to do Mom: Bury his coffin he hit a land mine .............. Jimmy: ^O^

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Me Neither.

What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

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What is big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

Do you like apples? Yes

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Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Whats worse than being a black guy? NOTHING.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

What does an Asian do in a library in his school? Write one of these.

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