a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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why does gamma not smile because he has strokes

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

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fish fishy caoimhin

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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I forgot what i was gonna say

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Not a joke.

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Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

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How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

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What's 9+ 10?! 19

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