Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

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what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

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What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

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What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

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why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

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How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

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How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

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What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

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what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

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Who is John Galt?

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what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

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what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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