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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats brown and can't ride a bike? A lampshade.

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

So a guy walks into a bar.... he gets a few drinks pays his bill and goes home

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

What do you call two gays with small dicks? Trace and Jacob

why did the geman man hit the jewish man? because the jewish man swung a punch at the german man so it was an act of self defense.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a rapist.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Five guys in white sheets chase a black man down the street. It is Halloween and all six people are close friends and enjoy goofing around.

When do doctors make house calls? When you're sick.

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Logan's gay

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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