- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why are Chinese people short? Chinese people are often exposed to harmful chemicals because of lax environmental laws, and suffer from poor nutrition.

A man had two horses. One was black and one was white. He cut the tail of one of them to tell them apart.

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get mowed down by a tractor

Whats brown and sticky? Shit.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

Whats the square root of pie? Pies are round.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

Why was the potatoe hot Cuz I cooked it

Your momma so fat when she went to the beach she was to self concious and left her shirt on.

What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

Thankgiving Jimmy: I'm thankful for my family Thomas: I'm thankful for shelter Jake: I'm thankful for running over babies

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

What do you call a Jew reading a book in the library? Steve Goldberg. .

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Why did the woman come out of the kitchen? She didn't.

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