- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? Purple because, ice-cream has no bones.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's And add extra pepperoni

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

u suck

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

AIDS

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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