- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

A Haiku It Is This One Is Kind Of Boring Now It's Time For Bed

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

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