Knock knock. Whose there? Jehovahs witnesses.

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

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Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Stop Spam Read Books

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taking out the trash... at night

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Whats black and hangs from my tree? A slave

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Anti Joke

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