- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

I Like my women like i like my wine, 6 years old and locked in the cellar

How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.

Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

Every time you log on to a porn site, somewhere a panda cub explodes. BOYCOTT PORNOGRAPHY. SAVE THE PANDAS.

a duck walks onto a basketball court during a game. The referee sees the bird and blows his whistle crying fowl just as the player was running up to dunk. The confused bird flies away and the referee gets punched by the angry player.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

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